"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”
now THAT’S what i call a party
hot people are fun to look at
Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’
Pizza with extra sausage
If you don’t know what a Katycat is, uhm, first of all they’re very successful fans. Friends… Friends, friends! Not fans, friends. And they like my music a lot, I guess? And they’re always there for me when I need them, we are all there for each other. I literally am so obsessed with you in a very healthy way. I’m obsessed and thirsty and desperate for you, Katycats.